she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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