can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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