She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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