It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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