I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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