Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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