He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Randomize
