She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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