He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I need water and some morals
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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