So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I see more hoeing in ur future
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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