That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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