I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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