she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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