no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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