it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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