Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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