Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We have started to decorate penises.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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