Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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