i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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