do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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