I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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