Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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