: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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