she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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