Her vagina should come with caution tape.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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