Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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