You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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