...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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