just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I want her autograph on my taint
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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