i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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