I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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