I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
