what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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