She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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