I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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