It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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