Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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