I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
is wine microwaveable?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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