i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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