...so i touched it.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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