Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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