shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I want her autograph on my taint
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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