awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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