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So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I am mentally ready for anal.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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