It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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