My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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