I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I forget how to act sober
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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