love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Randomize
