The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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