uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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