You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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