there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
dude. I can hear the air.
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