i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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