there was a trapeze. enough said
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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